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i can't let this one go by
I'm guessing you're "stealth" because you don't have the stones to face the brunt of ridicule over your outrageously low offer of $55k for someone to do *everything* for your office. You're detailing work that will take, at a minimum, 14 hours a day. No one person is going to be able to work that much and do a GOOD job at it.
Get a goddamned clue. Hell, get a six-pack of clues. Hire enough people for the job and PAY THEM WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. You need two people: an IT guru and an office manager. You are NOT going to get anyone worth more than shit for $55k, in either job, let alone both. Your company is in a crucial stage, and getting an idiot or an incompetent now is going to hamstring your company. You will regret it, guaranteed. You should be looking at about $70k for the office manager and $85k for the IT person, MINIMUM. Don't fucking argue with me! Just fucking do it.
A dog walker? You people are fucking insane. It's not 1998 anymore. You aren't going to get naïve chumps who will work for stock options. Get real!
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