rone | bangalore: get me the hell out of here

The Bangalore International Airport waiting room. I actually endured a traffic jam on the way here that was caused by a bunch of cows in the middle of the intersection, loudly freaking out. Note on the left the ghost of a long-deceased traveler, caught in limbo, never to arrive at his destination.

the lounge entrance
The entrance to the members-only lounge. I wish the picture weren't so crappy, but that's the way it goes when i'm behind the camera.

the head of the security line at BIA
Hmm, the line doesn't look THAT bad...

the middle of the security line at BIA
Ah, shit. And there's more of this crap to the left. "Now you feel like you're in fucking Disneyland!" (George Carlin) Except Pluto and Goofy are making you empty your pockets and waving weird plastic wands around your body.

the line to get into the singapore airport gate
Hooray, i made it to Singapore... oh, fuck, not another fucking line! Three X-ray machines in the gate, but only one is operating. Blur thanks to being on the conveyor belt. Screw this noise, let's go to the duty-free shop.